Pages

▼

Pages

▼
Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Texas Presbyterian: Nurses In Ebola Care Given "Adequate Training;" "Should Have Followed PPE Protocol"

›
Dallas, TX Prompted by public outcry over the Ebola infection of two Dallas-area nurses, Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital issued a state...
2 comments:
Friday, October 10, 2014

OSHA Study Finds Literally Every Single Research Lab Non-Compliant With Safety Regs

›
Washington, DC BREAKING A newly-released study conducted by the United States Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) found...
Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Shock Chemistry Nobel for Mitchell Graupel Prompts Accusations of Name Mix-Up

›
Stockholm, Sweden C&EN Onion European Chemical Sciences Correspondent  Fluorogrol  Reports A spokesman for the Royal Swedish Ac...
Monday, September 29, 2014

Professor Gives Full Marks To Student Answering All Questions With "Something To Do With Doubly Degenerate Energy Levels"

›
Somewhere, SA Inorganic Chemistry Professor David Johnson at the University of Alabama reportedly awarded full marks on a mid-term exam, r...
Monday, September 15, 2014

Pfizer Execs To Consult Ouija Board In Future Biotech Acquisition Bid

›
New York, NY In a recent statement to the press, Pfizer Press Liaison  Eric Caldwell indicated that the multi-billion dollar megapharma fi...
1 comment:
Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Summer Student Thanks PI's Out-of-Office Message in Final Report

›
C&EN Onion European Chemical Sciences Correspondent  Fluorogrol  Reports Oxford, UK Exchange student Michel Fontaine's repo...
Monday, August 25, 2014

Post-Doc Sells Soul For Tenure-Track Position

›
Westwood, CA After six years of post doctoral research, UCLA chemist Jordan Watkins, PhD., has secured a tenure track assistant professors...
1 comment: