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Friday, December 12, 2014
Chemistry Jobs "Plentiful" and "Well-paying" Says Area AP Chemistry Teacher
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Orange, CA El Camino High School chemistry teacher Richard Hinds has reportedly offered a series of bold-faced lies as encouragement to hi...
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Thursday, December 11, 2014
Three Dead Following NMR Quench; Calls For Help Mistaken For "Alvin And The Chipmunks" Christmas Album
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St. Paul, MN BREAKING Officials at the University of Minnesota, Twin Cites campus, are reporting that three scientists have died followi...
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Tuesday, December 2, 2014
Medicinal Chemist Researching Erectile Dysfunction Lies To Parents, Self
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C&EN Onion European Chemical Sciences Correspondent Fluorogrol Reports Stevenage, UK Disillusioned medicinal chemist Thomas 'T...
Monday, December 1, 2014
Trendy Biotech Startup Boldly Replaces "O" In Name With Stylized Hexagon
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Cambridge, MA In a move investors analysts alike are calling "groundbreaking," Mike Schneider, PhD., President and CEO of Boston...
Monday, November 24, 2014
Molecular Biology Graduate Student Internally Debates Ethics Of Image Manipulation
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Westwood, CA University sources indicate that Michael McPherson, a second-year graduate student in the Phillips lab at the University of C...
Thursday, November 20, 2014
Graduate Student “Completely Prepared” for Oral Exams
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Contributed by SeeArrOh , who blogs at Just Like Cooking Phoenix, AZ Melissa Sitterson, 24, recently proclaimed to her entire lab gro...
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Chemist Synthesizes Organoarsenic Heterocycle, Gets Black Eye
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BREAKING Contributed by Correspondent Matthew Hall ( @cispt2 ) Iowa City, IA A scuffle broke out in an organic chemistry department la...
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