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John Doe, PhD., Editor-in-Chief
Dr. Doe received his PhD. in investigative journalism from Cornell University in 1983. Since then, he has held editorial positions at such prestigious publications as The New Yorker, The Los Angeles Times, and the Timbuktu Tribune.
Fluorogrol, European Chemical Sciences Correspondent
Based in the UK as the head of our European section, Fluorogrol is a tenacious investigative reporter so feared and loathed by the chemistry establishment as to necessitate publishing under a pseudonym. Pertinent chemical science stories from across Europe are identified, neutralized and dismembered with trademark surgical precision..